Showing posts with label Shifty's End of Season Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shifty's End of Season Awards. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Shifty's End of the Season Awards Sponsored By Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar Kettle Chips



Right, it's that time of the year again (how many of my posts start like that, by the way?), awards time!









MANAGER OF THE YEAR

Plenty of candidates for this one. Headline candidates include Sir Alex Ferguson for knocking the scouse c***s (there's 2 sweary words that could be) off their perch, Pep Guardiola for another masterful campaign with Barcelona and Andre Villas Boas (Porto's Liga Sagres record this season: P30 W27 D3 L0 under the 33, yes 33, year-old), and all 3 were considered for this award. Also considered were some less well-known candidates: Jurgen Klopp steered a dazzling young Borussia Dortmund side to a deserved Bundesliga title, Luis Garcia worked miracles on a shoestring budget and with an ageing backline at Levante, fostering a fantastic team spirit as they comfortably avoided relegation from La Liga, while Barry Smith at Dundee responded to a 25 point deduction with a 23 game unbeaten run with a team shorn of its best players due to financial meltdown featuring kids, trialists, has-beens and never-will-bes. Now, I'd be at risk of opening myself up to accusations of bias if the award goes to Klopp or Ferguson, so I'll give it to Villas Boas for not just his record with Porto this season (their dismantling of Villarreal, whose own boss Juan Carlos Garrido nearly made the shortlist, was as remarkable as it was spectacularly impressive), but for getting me annoyed in that he was 6 years ahead of me in starting his coaching badges, and for the fact there's no chance he's getting this award next season


GAME OF THE SEASON

Easy one this. Back in February, runaway leaders of the Bundesliga, Borussia Dortmund, travelled to Bayern Munchen, knowing that a win could effectively seal their title, while a defeat could let Bayern back in. What followed was a fantastic match, played at a crazily high tempo, but with the highest quality of technique, particularly from Dortmund, who took an early lead through Lucas Barrios, who outpaced Holger Badstuber to finish expertly. Bayern equalised soon after through a Luiz Gustavo header, but Dortmund retook the lead midway through the 1st half, their high intensity pressing game saw Badstuber dispossed inside his own half, with the ball finding its way to Nuri Sahin 22 yards out, who curled a beautifully-placed shot into the net. The hapless Badstuber was hauled off at half-time as Bayern piled pressure on Dortmund, with debutant goalkeeper Mitchell Langerak called upon may times. He didn't let his team down, though, and midway through the 2nd half Mats Hummels powered in a header from a corner to give Dortmund a 3-1 lead which proved unassailable, as they contained the Bayern threat until full-time, with Sahin and Sven Bender dominating the midfield, leaving Bastian Schweinsteiger floundering


More awards to follow. Probably Friday

Monday, 14 June 2010

Shifty's End of Season Awards in association with Morningwood Industries

The rumours, speculation, and provocative texts from former Serbian Under-21 international Scott Djukic can now stop. The votes have been counted and verified, it's time to announce the winners of Shifty's End of Season Awards:

Player of the Year:
The majority of the voting panel went for Lionel Messi, with honourable mentions for Kevin Nolan, Wayne Rooney, Diego Milito and Richard Brittain. Shifty's rapid recovery from a broken metatarsal also gets a mention

Goal of the Season:
Plenty of suggestions for this award, ranging from Arjen Robben's millimetre-perfect volley for Bayern Munchen against Man Utd, Benjamin Huggel putting a beautiful finish (in off the underside of the bar is to goalscoring what the reacharound is to foreplay) to a fantastic team move, Karim Benzema finishing after that backheel from Guti, Duda from Malaga scoring direct from a corner (I thought it was just me who could do that) and numerous other golazos! from La Liga. But this award has to go to Steven Craig's goal for Ross County against Celtic in the Scottish Cup Semi Final, as it's the goal that the majority voted for. You see, at ShiftysLastWord, we give the people what they want, unlike the Scottish PFA. You won't see us fixing the result of a vote just so an Old Firm player can win. This blog tries to keep the sweary words on here to a minimum, but in the case of the Scottish PFA ignoring the results of the fans' poll in their goal of the season awards to give the award to an Old Firm player, we feel the following is justified:

FRASER WISHART IS A HORSE'S ARSE

Gaffer of the Season:
Derek Adams. Youngest ever manager to lead his side to a Scottish Cup Final- he will one day manage a much bigger club than Ross County

Best-Dressed Man of the Season:
Derek Adams was again the front-runner for this award for sartorial excellence. But after receiving a recommendation from former Serbian Under-21 international Scott Djukic, another candidate entered the running. And, for having the audacity to, in amongst thousands of orange boiler suit-clad Dutch supporters and kilted Scotland fans, wear a suit, and at the Scottish Cup Final opt for the classic kilt-and-County top look, Shifty's taking this award for himself

The How Is He Still Being Paid to Play Professional Football Award
Many contenders here, among them half the Aberdeen team, Joey Barton and Ross Tokely. Michael Carrick was a front runner, but his form only really suffered after his disastrous stint as a centre-back, so this award goes to a player who was truly rotten, the French Charlie Adam, Jerome Rothen

Moment of the Season
Many of the judging panel put forward Steven Craig's goal, but having already given Craig goal of the season, methinks we need to give the award to someone else. As mentioned before, Wayne Rooney has had a magnificent season, one of the high points coming back in January. Carling Cup Semi-Final, 2nd Leg. A pulsating Manchester derby was set to go to extra time, until Ryan Giggs swung a cross over from the right. Up leapt the boy Rooney infront of the Stretford End and BANG! Some of the judging panel were at the game, and experienced what was by far the best atmosphere at Old Trafford for many, many years. The blue-blooded noisy neighbours had been well and truly silenced. Fook off back to Stockport

Stat of the Season
From the Sids 2010: In Feburary, Catalan hospitals reported a 45% increase in the birthrate- exactly 9 months after Andres Iniesta's last-minute goal that took Barcelona into the Champions League Final

Saturday, 5 June 2010

Shifty's End of Season Awards: Goal of the Season

Right, I thought I'd take a bit of time out from the World Cup previews to bring y'all the Shifty's Last Word End of Season Awards. Our crack team of judges are still deliberating over the rest of the awards, but we've decided to throw the Goal of the Season Award over to the masses. Here's a selection of goals that have stood out for our panel this season. Post a comment with yer vote either here or on Facebook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEB3jB5dMHI&feature=related Andrei ARSHAVIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K2BH3dklJo&feature=related Steven CRAIG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx16iOUQn8A Arjen ROBBEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byK2oBB_ucQ Lukas JUTKIEWICZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnBIU54iHR8 Karim BENZEMA