The eagerly-anticipated stag do takes place next weekend, and this writer, being among the travelling party, thought it fitting to open up a few markets on the weekend
To Win the Karting
Shepherd 5/2, Duguid 4/1, Shifty 9/2, Rory 8/1, Pud 8/1, G-Ham 10/1, Doug 12/1
The karting event should be a very close-run thing. Sheep the Stag (which sounds like a classic piece of Northern fucked-up crossbreeding) will be the favourite due to his prowess behind the wheel of a kart, with Scotty Duguid, always quick behind the wheel, set to be close behind. Don't rule out a challenge from the ever-competitive Shifty, either, with the rest close behind
First To Spew
Duguid 3/1, Rory 5/1, Pud 8/1, Shifty 12/1, G-Ham 12/1, Doug 25/1, Sheep 50/1
Duguid and Rory are the 2 favourites in this market- both have previous for this on a night out. At the other end of the market, Doug is a fine specimen of a man, who knows how to hold his drink, while Sheep is unlikely to (willingly) ingest the quantities of alcohol required
To Pull
Duguid 6/4, Shifty 7/2, Pud 4/1, G-Ham 5/1, Doug 8/1
Rory and Sheep are excluded from this market due to their attached status
Expect Duguid and Shifty to be fairly enthusiastic about using their mandatory chat-up lines, and maybe even a few of their own
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